Quoting Adi is always interesting. As Rebecca Gibb found out recently when she interviewed him for her blog on wine-searcher.

Some of my favourites:

Where did you grow up? I haven’t thrown up in a long time. Not since I was 14.

Where would you like to be buried? I don’t want to be buried. I want to be burned in a pyre of small, new-oak Bordeaux barrels and they can serve f***ing coffee pinotage at the service. The ashes will stay in the urn on the mantelpiece and my children must look at it every day. They are going to take Dad out to look at the view, and put me on the dash of the car when they go on holiday. I’m going to be the best-traveled dead person.

For more ridiculous Adinisms, check out the full interview here.